Cheeto for Vice President (and Ed "The Crack" Plummer for President)

I know it has been a while since you, "My people" have heard from me.

I appreciate your patience. I have only one thing to share with you now:

I am running for Vice President of the United States on the Plummer/Arellano '08 ticket. (click here for details...no really, CLICK here...aren't you listening to me? CLICK HERE, man!)

I'm tired of this mess, and so I'm getting in the middle of it myself.

Yours in Victory,
Cheeto