Funny Kid Quote of the Day
About a week ago, A1 and I were running some errands, and this was our conversation that lasted for about 20 minutes.
A1: "Mom, I think I knows what I want to be?"
Mom: "What do you mean?"
A1: " Ya know.. when I grow up. I know what I want to do for my work."
Mom: "Oh! What's that?"
A1: "I'm going to shop. Like for people. They will pay me to shop for them. I will have coupons and get things for only dollars- just like you. They will love it and will pay me LOTS!"
Mom: "Hey... that sounds like a plan. But you're young, don't set your mind for only one job for right now. Things change as your grow."
A1: "Ya, that's true. How old will I be when I grow up?"
Mom: "You get a year older every year honey."
A1: "Oh yeah. On my birthday, right Mommy?"
Mom: "Yep." (long pause......)
A1: "Mom, was the floor hard when you got married?"
Mom: "What do you mean? We got married in the temple."
A1: "I know! In Logan! I know that! But was the floor hard?"
Mom: "I don't understand what you're asking. The floor is hard when you walk in but the temple has beautiful carpets on the inside."
A1: "Mom, I want to know if the floor was hard because I don't want (insert boys name here) to drop me when we dance like the boys and girls on Dancing with the Stars and he throws me up and between his legs because that would hurt. I don't want to be on hard floors!"
Mom: (laughing very quietly!!!!) "Sassy, you don't dance inside the temple. You can dance at your "party" after the temple. And I'm sure whomever you marry, they will be very strong and will never let you fall. At least not on purpose anyway!"
A1: "Promise mommy?"
Mom: "I promise Sassy! You have to make sure you date lots and find the right man for you. But you really shouldn't worry about these kinds of things for now. Just be a kid and have fun! Things are always changing."
A1: (BIG SIGH!!!!) "OK mom!"